Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Neighbors...

...like my artwork?

...A new couple moved into the apartment next to me about two months ago...I can hear them arguing through the walls as I type this...
her: "why did you call her?"
him: "I don't know."
her: "F you, F her...shut the F up!"
him: shutting the F up.
her: "why did you call her?"
him: shutting the F up.
her: "you better fix this."
him: "there's nothing to fix"
her: "oh yeah?! When I see that B#$%^, I'm gonna fix her and then I'm coming home to fix you.
him: shutting the F up.
Me: UGH! I am so happy not to be in a relationship right now...Peace of mind is priceless ladies.
I'm not looking forward to having them as neighbors...sigh.

5 comments:

  1. yikes, sounds like you're in for a haul with those two. i had a couple living near me once (in another house!) and i could hear him yelling at her all the time. aren't we all in this crazy life together? strange the way we treat one another and think it's ok. try to have a better day dreaming of designing :)

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  2. Ew...sounds like you need to put the popos on speed dial. Thank God I do not have this problem in my condo. Ugh. Oh, and by the way, there's not really a Pier 1 close to where I work...but lots of other cutie stores like Anthropologie and Pottery Barn...hehehe.

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  3. oh gosh. that does NOT sound pleasant. i'd be soooo annoyed.

    by the way - re your comment on my blog post...if that's how you dressed when you went to high school and how you dress now...you are one fly mama!

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  4. All that arguing and cussing would put my nerves on edge.

    Hope they move.

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  5. lol @ him "shutting the f up."

    i moved last year from a place where i had a dramatic neighbor. so much so that one of his lovers with whom he'd a fallen out came and set the place on fire. yeah. i definitely had to bounce after that.

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